What would Christmas be
without a toilet joke, or three
Heard the one about flushing away
poverty– every single day?
It’s not a laugh I’m after, but to share a twist
Your loo now has a twin out there – to assist
Whoever’s lucky enough to use its double
far far away, flushing out all sorts of trouble
It is said that one in three
don’t have this luxury
And so rejoice – for as of today, your smallest room
is giving so many, so much, amid seemingly endless gloom
For tis a centre for safely receiving
and relieving
But that’s not all – there’s many a reason
that twinning our toilets should be done, no matter the season
And so as we are all equally deserving, I leave it to fate
where yours is on your certificate
Thank you for reading! Can I call you Hippy? 🙂
Here’s to giving people with very little something, from people who pretty much lack nothing.
Ah fab well done! Always get a toilet joke in a cracker…this is much better! Merry Christmas from one toilet twinner to another! 🙂