So, how do you deliver a poem about toilets? With a straight face of course! This something I wrote – lots of research has gone into it – if you want to know more, click on the links – and please, let’s not spend mindlessly. If you have the money, get a toilet twin.
What would Christmas be
without a toilet joke, or three
Heard the one about flushing away
poverty– every single day?
It’s not a laugh I’m after, but to share a twist
Your loo now has a twin out there – to assist
Whoever’s lucky enough to use its double
far far away, flushing out all sorts of trouble
It is said that one in three
don’t have this luxury
And so rejoice – for as of today, your smallest room
is giving so many, so much, amid seemingly endless gloom
For tis a centre for safely receiving
and relieving
But that is not all – there is many a reason
that twinning our toilets should be done, no matter the season
And so as we are all equally deserving, I leave it to fate
where yours is on your certificate
